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Uckers Massif 1stXI vs P.E. 2ndXI - July 5th 5005 [Jul. 15th, 2005|05:40 pm]
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[mood |contentcontent]
[music |Jamie Lynn Spears - Follow Me]

Uckers Massif 1stXI                                                                                         21 - 3

P.E 2ndXI                                                                                                           8 - 7

The Massif take the lead in a frustrating 2nd game

It was a suberb start to what turned out to be a somewhat lack-lustre game.

1st in bat was the passionate pairing of Morris and Mackay, who were soon thwacking the ball to all parts off of the impressive bowling of Reshma Ali for the opposite team. They clocked up 8 runs with 2 overs, not bad for a first try.  Second in came the best pairing of the match of Sherri Coltman and Bath, who provided a well hit set of innings producing a stunning 13. Next up for the Massif was a challenge from N. Burgess and Ali in bat who scored 8 runs with Mackay doing a good tern bowling. The opposing teams members lost intrest in the game and refused to play, which gave the Uckers Massif the upper hand.

All in all, a match very well played by the Massif, although frustrated at the lack of enthusiasim by some members of P.E.

- (N. Morris)

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Next match kids! :) [Jul. 12th, 2005|01:42 pm]
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[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |Switchfoot - 24]

Or next match will (hopefully) be on friday's p.e lesson vs P.E. 2ndXI.

I bagsy Loubit as batting partner :D

Review will be posted here after the match :)
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The Uckers Massif - Teams [Jul. 8th, 2005|08:26 pm]
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Teams : Active Teams

1stXI - Captain : Louise McKay

              - Leauges : Howzat? Leauge Division 1

1stXI Squad members :

  • Louise (Loubit)
  • Tash
  • Lottie
  • Sophie (Super Sophz)
  • Matt M
  • Tom H
  • (Jess)
  • (Maria J)

2ndX1 - Captain : Nathan James

                 - Leauges - Howzat? Leauge Division 1

2ndXI Squad members :

  • Nathan (Shrek)
  • David P
  • Rosie (All Hale)
  • Frankie B
  • (Jennie M)
  • Kim (Laucifer)
  • (Ralph)


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Uckers Massif 1stXI vs P.E Team 2ndXI [Jul. 8th, 2005|07:58 pm]
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[mood |crazycrazy]
[music |OK, GO! - So damn hot]

Uckers Massif 1stXI vs P.E Team 2ndXI

Our first match!

  • P.E today! I love P.E. like my drug! And guess we got to do.................CRICKET! I adore playing cricket! Maybe because it is so civilised (Not how me and Tashie play it however!) This was all to the delight of Tashie! At first we played rounders then we had the choice to play cricket and I wasn't exactly going to pass the oppurtunity! I mean all I do when I go to my cousin's is play cricket! And god I love it! Well I was going to be Tashie's batting partner except Soph kinda took my place but oh well! I went with Lottie instead which was good! I was quite proud of my hitting! There is definately soemthing about cricket! I have no idea how the proffesionals do it! The whole time I just wanted to force feed the ball to the bowler's pathetic lack of enthusiam! Sorry whoever it was! Cricket brings out the monster in me! And tash to!But it was a fun enjoyable game! All be it quick! Tash did try to keep her call even after being throttled forward and knocking both the wicket and it's keeper over to in her run to stay safe,
    but when she finally got out! The bat was seen flying across the other side of the pitch! But she then took off her "gloves" and placed bat under her arms and clap to the highest standard possible! I of course did the same much to the dispair of the girls who just talked the whole time! They thought i was mental! But who cares! i had fun, and i ahd some laughes to!

- Review by LoubitCollapse )

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bnaba [Jul. 7th, 2005|09:35 pm]
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[mood |crankycranky]
[music |Biffy Clyro - 27]

wOW, its like a party in here.
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WOOAH [Jul. 3rd, 2005|03:40 pm]
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[mood |creative]
[music |James Blunt - So Beautiful]

England drew with Australia.
Great game though, watched it last night :) I'M DOING WELL MY SON(S)!
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After sun lotion [Jul. 2nd, 2005|04:27 pm]
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[mood |crazycrazy]
[music |Live 8 - Ricky Gervais]

About the group:

HOWZAT - The Uckers Massif
Cricket Season!

Name: HOWZAT! - The Uckers Massif
Location: East Sussex, United Kingdom
This community is the unoffical fan club of the Uckers hardcore underground cricket scene, 'HOWZAT - The Uckers Massif' It is very 'Pukka'.
We enjoy watching men run about in white kits oiling down their bats. We enjoy the sound of a ball on the wood that the bats are made out of.
We are really quite perverse really. I'm suprised I'm not scared of myself.
Cricket is a very kinky and sexual sport. Rather like athletic bondage for the soul. With lines like 'Hit my wicket baby', 'Bowl my balls' and 'Fancy oiling down my bat?' who could resist?
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HOWZAT! You Messed About, I Caught You Out.. [Jul. 2nd, 2005|04:20 pm]
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[mood |busy]
[music |REM - Some New Shiznit]

HOWZAT - The Uckers Massif.

F00king yes folks. This is a community for all you cricket wicket stickets out there like Tash and I and her other buddies from UCKFIELD, INNIT!!!
Yes, this is awesome. We all HEART cricket.
More fixtures here soon =D

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HahA [Jul. 2nd, 2005|01:08 pm]
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[mood |coldcold]
[music |Romeo + Juliet OST - Lovefool]

Figured it out now.

Basically, the UCKERS MASSIF, are also a group of my lovely mates who have agreed to help me learn how to play cricket sometime thoughout this next year. Which should be a barrel of laughs!

Ah and yes

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(no subject) [Jul. 1st, 2005|09:37 pm]
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[mood |okayokay]
[music |Anna Nalick - Breathe]

Howdy, and welcome to HOWZAT - The Uckers Massif. If you find yourself reading this, then you obviously have very good taste. Not only in sports but in communities! Feel free to post any random shizzle, we sure as hell will. Just make sure theres at least a loose connection with the smexy game...

By the way, I'm not the manager of this community. Just an innocent bystander who got roped in. Okay, thats a lie... I'm a (slightly) closet cricket fan, who's slightly better with LJ haha. In other words Tasha couldnt work out how to post and I was fed up of this being empty! Wow. That was a very round about way of saying that.

Basically what I'm trying to say is post away my pretties!

Kim x
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